7.22.2008

Real Men of Genius

Mr. Speak Without Being Spoken To:

Sure it's the first day of classes and we are all uncomfortable and don't really know anyone, but you break all social boundaries and instigate mundane conversation with disinterested parties.
You proudly regale us with stories of how hard this teacher is and how you've already taken this class twice, so if we need help to come to you.
While society forces the rest of us to choke down our bitingly sarcastic remarks regarding your excessive passing attempts and rolling-"backpack," you don't let our fake text messaging or feigned interest in the introduction of the textbook stop you.
And if you are blatantly ignored by one person, you just keep talking and redirect your attention to the person who was enjoying listening to the first be talked to against his will.
So crack open and ice cold Bud Li...better yet, try cracking open a your book so maybe you can move on to the second semester of American history.