Blogging is hard...for me.
Whereas I constantly have things I think are important enough for everyone to know, I rarely have the patience or attention span to write them down.
You know what else is hard? The first day of p90x. Which, for me, was today.
I should start by saying, I hate working out. I think it is stupid and typically a waste of time. However, since I first heard about p90x I have wanted to do it. I know, I know - it is very difficult and requires extreme amounts of dedication...which isn't exactly my forte. But looking amazing is...and as I was recently reminded, "sometimes we must sacrifice comfort for beauty."
As I sit here on my yoga mat, in my briefs, dripping sweat on my MacBook, I can't help but think ...this was a very stupid idea.
Stay tuned. 90 days yet to come.
6.22.2009
5.11.2009
My Pomade Smells.
I have, for the past ~10 years, been in search of the perfect scent. One that really captures my essence. I have tried a few out, but have yet to be truly content with one that I can wear for the rest of my life. Most of the contenders are either too sweet or too fruity...neither of which are words I wish to be associated with my presence.
As I am preparing for a life in the medical profession, I realize it is more important than ever to find something that really sets me apart. My family doctor always has, and likely always will, hold the title of "Best Smelling Person I Know." Since I have known him (he delivered me) he has continued to impress me - whether it is on the football field (he was the team doctor), at Mi Ranchito (where it is difficult to distinguish many scents above the bliss) or the delivery room (I still hold to remembering the smell at birth) - he never lets me down. I want to do the same for my patients for years to come.
Currently, my deodorant is coming the closest to ideal - though I have yet to start rubbing it all over my body. And my old surf wax actually got some good compliments - when people happened to be near my head.
However, this will not do. My new pomade is sick. Sick, sick, sick. It smells like cheap rubber, burning.
Needless to say - I will be returning this crap to Walgreens.
As I am preparing for a life in the medical profession, I realize it is more important than ever to find something that really sets me apart. My family doctor always has, and likely always will, hold the title of "Best Smelling Person I Know." Since I have known him (he delivered me) he has continued to impress me - whether it is on the football field (he was the team doctor), at Mi Ranchito (where it is difficult to distinguish many scents above the bliss) or the delivery room (I still hold to remembering the smell at birth) - he never lets me down. I want to do the same for my patients for years to come.
Currently, my deodorant is coming the closest to ideal - though I have yet to start rubbing it all over my body. And my old surf wax actually got some good compliments - when people happened to be near my head.
However, this will not do. My new pomade is sick. Sick, sick, sick. It smells like cheap rubber, burning.
Needless to say - I will be returning this crap to Walgreens.
5.06.2009
Levya
This post contains vulgar and profane language. RAYOR
This past weekend I received a text message from an unknown number...it seemed important, and I didn't want to leave the person hanging...so I responded.
What follows is a transcript of the conversation - not suitable for adults.
Unknown: you made my prom shit nasty ho you stay way from darnell he only like u cuz u weak
Me: bitch, i don’t know what u talkin about
Uk: oh u know don’t pop da cherry if you aint ready to drink ta juice
Me: i dunno. Darnell like doing both 2 me
Uk: o girl this caints be u the ho don’t blame tis on darnell
Me: girl jus cuz u like the taste of his juice don mean u should b a bitch 2 me
Uk: u want to go where you at
Me: im waitin 4 darnell 2 come pick me up when he done wit u
Uk: fur real where you at i coming
Me: i not gonna tell u cuz id feel bad for messin u up
Uk: u know who my cuzin is dont you
Me:
Uk: wait tis aint krina who is dis
Me: who dis?
Uk: levya
Me: o. oops. Wrong girl.
Uk: actually this is [a mischievous married couple I know] – we’re sitting in the airport trying to pass time. Thanks for your help
This past weekend I received a text message from an unknown number...it seemed important, and I didn't want to leave the person hanging...so I responded.
What follows is a transcript of the conversation - not suitable for adults.
Unknown: you made my prom shit nasty ho you stay way from darnell he only like u cuz u weak
Me: bitch, i don’t know what u talkin about
Uk: oh u know don’t pop da cherry if you aint ready to drink ta juice
Me: i dunno. Darnell like doing both 2 me
Uk: o girl this caints be u the ho don’t blame tis on darnell
Me: girl jus cuz u like the taste of his juice don mean u should b a bitch 2 me
Uk: u want to go where you at
Me: im waitin 4 darnell 2 come pick me up when he done wit u
Uk: fur real where you at i coming
Me: i not gonna tell u cuz id feel bad for messin u up
Uk: u know who my cuzin is dont you
Me:
Uk: wait tis aint krina who is dis
Me: who dis?
Uk: levya
Me: o. oops. Wrong girl.
Uk: actually this is [a mischievous married couple I know] – we’re sitting in the airport trying to pass time. Thanks for your help
4.08.2009
4.07.2009
Elvis Presley...
...looks like Elizabeth Taylor...
I'm just saying, if things hadn't worked out for him the legitimate music industry, he could have made a killing as an impersonator.
9.12.2008
More words
Just a small FYI. I am simply sick of having to think when I type. I am constantly caught in error concerning "a lot" and "no one."
"A lot," I am going to let go of. I am pretty good at just avoiding the phrase all together, there are much better words that can replace it.
However, "no one" is up for a remodel. When writing, I have allowed myself to combine the words, noone, but in speaking this leads to confusion. Fortunately, I have friends who find themselves in the same proverbial (or adverbial) boat. It was recently suggested to me that a slight modification could turn the silly sounding mistake, to a usefully unique word: "nooner."
I have posted this so that in any future posts it will be clear what I am referring to should I discuss, "nooner showing up for the free sai lessons," or, "my intelligence seemed to be surpassed by nooner."
I appreciate your consideration, and do not discourage your implementation.
"A lot," I am going to let go of. I am pretty good at just avoiding the phrase all together, there are much better words that can replace it.
However, "no one" is up for a remodel. When writing, I have allowed myself to combine the words, noone, but in speaking this leads to confusion. Fortunately, I have friends who find themselves in the same proverbial (or adverbial) boat. It was recently suggested to me that a slight modification could turn the silly sounding mistake, to a usefully unique word: "nooner."
I have posted this so that in any future posts it will be clear what I am referring to should I discuss, "nooner showing up for the free sai lessons," or, "my intelligence seemed to be surpassed by nooner."
I appreciate your consideration, and do not discourage your implementation.
8.27.2008
Why Christians should vote for Obama
I am a politically liberal person. I am a intellectually and socially liberal person. I am a aesthetically and entertainingly liberal person. With that said, it should not come as a surprise that I have chosen to vote for Barack Obama.
For the most part, the people I spend the majority of my time with have also chosen to vote for Senator Obama. However, there are still a few hold outs. (I state this to illustrate that I do actually associate with ignorant people, by choice even.)
I grow weary of political discourse, I find that it so often becomes a circular argument which ends by everyone leaving with their original views in tact and frequently refurbished. So I will leave "generic politics" out of this. I would like to state, for the record, why as a Christian I have chosen to lend my support...and why others should too.
1. Universal healthcare. Jesus calls us to take care of the poor, the weak, the downcast, the sinner. He requested that we minister to the prisoners and take care of the widows. As I recall, there was not a stipulation of "as long as it does not raise your taxes." In fact, the way I see it, He probably wants it to come out of our pocket. If this country truly was based on Christian principles (which I will contend at another time), then the church shouldn't be the only one doling out lettuce for those 'in need.'
2. End the war. These people are our enemies, they hurt us and hate us. When Jesus told us to love our enemies, he probably didn't mean for us to kill them. "Well, they don't listen to reason," "They are just hurting themselves," you might say. In response, I would like to quote this scripture:
"And if after you go to your brother he does not change his ways, bomb him."
3. Hope, change, together we can. These phrases are often harped upon as being vague, meaningless jingles tossed about by the campaign. Even if that is true - what's the harm in talking about hope? What is the real shame in a man who is looking to bring a country together for good...even if the plan doesn't seem feasible?
You want a man who is vague - try someone who promises a future in things we can't see, touch or taste. Try following a movement based solely on "faith," then tell me that you can't behind someone who offers hope for the future.
4. Experience. Jesus likes youth. He calls us to be like children, to approach the world with eyes full of potential and wonder. He encourages us to listen to our elders so that we can learn - but not to wait until we are elders ourselves to do things. From what I can tell, Obama has surrounded himself with people full of experience - and listens to their recommendations.
These are not the only reasons I am voting. I think Obama has solid policy, sound advice, a great wife, and an awesome brain in that head of his.
Now - someone tell me what about this is wrong.
For the most part, the people I spend the majority of my time with have also chosen to vote for Senator Obama. However, there are still a few hold outs. (I state this to illustrate that I do actually associate with ignorant people, by choice even.)
I grow weary of political discourse, I find that it so often becomes a circular argument which ends by everyone leaving with their original views in tact and frequently refurbished. So I will leave "generic politics" out of this. I would like to state, for the record, why as a Christian I have chosen to lend my support...and why others should too.
1. Universal healthcare. Jesus calls us to take care of the poor, the weak, the downcast, the sinner. He requested that we minister to the prisoners and take care of the widows. As I recall, there was not a stipulation of "as long as it does not raise your taxes." In fact, the way I see it, He probably wants it to come out of our pocket. If this country truly was based on Christian principles (which I will contend at another time), then the church shouldn't be the only one doling out lettuce for those 'in need.'
2. End the war. These people are our enemies, they hurt us and hate us. When Jesus told us to love our enemies, he probably didn't mean for us to kill them. "Well, they don't listen to reason," "They are just hurting themselves," you might say. In response, I would like to quote this scripture:
"And if after you go to your brother he does not change his ways, bomb him."
3. Hope, change, together we can. These phrases are often harped upon as being vague, meaningless jingles tossed about by the campaign. Even if that is true - what's the harm in talking about hope? What is the real shame in a man who is looking to bring a country together for good...even if the plan doesn't seem feasible?
You want a man who is vague - try someone who promises a future in things we can't see, touch or taste. Try following a movement based solely on "faith," then tell me that you can't behind someone who offers hope for the future.
4. Experience. Jesus likes youth. He calls us to be like children, to approach the world with eyes full of potential and wonder. He encourages us to listen to our elders so that we can learn - but not to wait until we are elders ourselves to do things. From what I can tell, Obama has surrounded himself with people full of experience - and listens to their recommendations.
These are not the only reasons I am voting. I think Obama has solid policy, sound advice, a great wife, and an awesome brain in that head of his.
Now - someone tell me what about this is wrong.
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